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It's a great day to be canadian

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 10:37 am
by sammer
Part of an email I got today.
With all the canada bashing I thought I'd share.


Let's face it: Canadians are a rare breed.

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
· Californians shiver uncontrollably.
· Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
· Italian Cars won't start
· Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
· American water freezes
· Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
· New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
· Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
· Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
· Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C)
· Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
· Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
· Ethyl alcohol freezes.
· Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C)
· Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
· Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
· Hell freezes over.
· The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

sam

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 1:42 pm
by maximegb5
LOL!
As if the Maple leafs had any chance, even if they were the only team still playing they wouldn't win the Atoms AA cups XD Not like Montreal's Canadians... ;)

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:16 pm
by a.badner
haha
GO CANADA